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Trump's Tax Returns
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Today's Question:
Bartender Bob: Here's a political communications matter for you. Do you have any advice for Presidential candidate Donald Trump on releasing his elusive income tax returns?
Signed,
Armchair Political Strategist
Dear Armchair Political Strategist
This is a simple one, PolStrat. If Donald Trump plans to release his tax returns at some time, he should wait for Hillary Clinton to bring up the issue during a Presidential Debate.
Then he should step across the stage with a sheaf of papers and hand them to her, saying, "Here they are, Hillary. Next question?"
Bartender Bob